Sunday 28 August 2016

28 August 1988: I Tried to Impress You but You Threw It Back in My Face

  1. Yazz & The Plastic Population: The Only Way Is Up
  2. Brother Beyond: The Harder I Try
  3. Kylie Minogue: The Loco-Motion
  4. Breathe: Hands to Heaven
  5. Julio Iglesias featuring Stevie Wonder: My Love
  6. Bomb the Bass: Megablast / Don't Make Me Wait
  7. Womack & Womack: Teardrops
  8. BVSMP: I Need You
  9. Phil Collins: Groovy Kind of Love
  10. Fairground Attraction: Find My Love
  11. Tanita Tikaram: Good Tradition
  12. a-ha: Touchy!
  13. Kim Wilde: You Came
  14. Yello: The Race
  15. Jane Wiedlin: Rush Hour
  16. Robbie Robertson: Somewhere Down the Crazy River
  17. Status Quo: Running All Over the World
  18. Level 42: Heaven in My Hands
  19. Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine: Anything for You
  20. Metallica: Harvester of Sorrow
  21. Big Country: King of Emotion
  22. Chris Rea: On the Beach ['88 remix]
  23. Iron Maiden: The Evil That Men Do
  24. Guns 'N Roses: Sweet Child O' Mine
  25. Spagna: Every Girl and Boy
  26. UB40: Where Did I Go Wrong?
  27. S'Express: Superfly Guy
  28. The Hollies: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
  29. Donny Osmond: Soldier of Love
  30. Mory Kante: Yeke Yeke
  31. The Four Tops: Reach Out I'll Be There ['88 remix]
  32. Bill Medley: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
  33. Marc Almond: Tears Run Rings
  34. The Proclaimers: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
  35. Europe: Superstitious
  36. Natalie Cole: Jump Start
  37. The Funky Worm: Hustle! (To the Music...)
  38. All About Eve: Martha's Harbour
  39. The Primitives: Way Behind Me
  40. The Commodores: Easy
~~~~~
In England just a week and already a familiarity was setting in - and so, too, was an interest in music and TV. Based purely on the ravings of a distant cousin, my sister bought the Bros album Push from the giant Tower Records store on Piccadilly Circus. Now the first exposure to a pop act as (temporarily) big as Bros was significant enough but in the greater scheme of things the more important event was setting foot inside a record shop which would completely astonish me: a place I would never not go inside if I happened to be in the area, a place I could spend hours upon hours browsing, a place I still associate certain purchases with. There would be others in the future - Parrot Records in Basildon, Sam The Record Man, A & B Sound and Hot Wax in Calgary, CD Warehouse in Bangkok, Purple Music and Hot Tracks in Seoul - but this was where it all began and it was the record shop unto which all others would be judged.

In his recent tribute to the extraordinary music scene of 1971, Never a Dull Moment, David Hepworth describes his experiences rummaging through record shops in his penniless student days and what an invaluable learning experience it was; unable to purchase all but a small fraction of the records he was interested in, he made do with studying the sleeves, learning about the musicians and producers, soaking it all in. For me, however, it was all about consumption: buying what I could afford to buy and aspiring to when I was broke. Being a full-scale music consumer didn't begin for a few months yet but the Tower Records on Piccadilly already loomed as impressively as any cathedral we were to visit. (Appropriate, then, that that very week we would visit Canterbury Cathedral, the first of many glorified churches we'd take it)

But at this point I did not have the pocket money to buy a cassette so I had to make do with the one my sister invested in. Since we shared a bedroom it was inevitable that Push would become as familiar to me as it would to her. Listening to it now, I'm not surprised that it has aged pitifully nor that the tunes are so thin - that goes without saying; what is surprising is how little of this album has come back to me and how few memories it manages to spark - beyond, that is, the act of listening to it on the very modest tape player my sister and I had in our shared bedroom. Having just set up a blog devoted to music and memories colliding, I find this a tad depressing: if the first bit of new music I listened to fails to conjure up much, how can I expect a whole year's worth of tunes to bring out the nostalgia? 

Fortunately, this week the chart begins to show a turnover: holdovers from before we arrived were either beginning to slip down or disappear completely from the listings. Your BVSMP's and Funky Worms were slowly being eased out of the picture by the likes of Level 42 and The Proclaimers, which begins to form the basis of my earliest music memories of this year. Similarly, my hazy recollections of our first week begin to take on some more clarity during week 2: the overly generous spread of gastronomical oddies that my grandma's cousin laid out for us for lunch (the kind of meal that Thomas Mann or John Cheever would term a "luncheon"), the white cheedar cheese, odd-looking bacon and very unsexy cereal aisle at the Basildon SavaCentre,  the English Channel's rough winds and waves at Dover. (Having said that, I haven't the faintest idea why we went to Brentwood on the 29 of August or quite what we did while we were there: a memory that isn't so much hazy as completely non-existent) Finally, on the last day of August, we went to Billericay to get school uniforms.

Shopping for uniforms and supplies should have given me that sense of foreboding that the first day of school was right around the corner but I don't recall too much dread at that point. It probably helped that we were constantly taking day trips, thereby keeping everyday life to the sidelines as much as possible. Then there was the absurdity of it: having watched the old Diary of Adrian Mole TV series, I was well aware that British kids were forced to wear a suit and tie to school; what I still ignorant of was the accompanying PE uniforms: a white indoor kit, a red outdoor and black Speedoes for swimming. Returning home, I hung up my new blazer, chucked my vast PE kit under my bed and quickly forgot all about starting school. An episode of Neighbours was about to start, something I was already quite familiar with.

~~~~~
young Paul's favourite: Rush Hour
older Paul's retro pick: Megablast / Don't Make Me Wait

Sunday 21 August 2016

21 August 1988: I Need It and I'm Ready and I Haven't Got a Clue

  1. Yazz & The Plastic Population: The Only Way Is Up
  2. Kylie Minogue: The Loco-Motion
  3. Brother Beyond: The Harder I Try
  4. Breathe: Hands to Heaven
  5. BVSMP: I Need You
  6. Julio Iglesias featuring Stevie Wonder: My Love
  7. Fairground Attraction: Find My Love
  8. Kim Wilde: You Came
  9. Iron Maiden: The Evil That Men Do
  10. Tanita Tikaram: Good Tradition
  11. S'Express: Superfly Guy
  12. The Four Tops: Reach Out I'll Be There ['88 remix]
  13. Chris Rea: On the Beach ['88 remix]
  14. All About Eve: Martha's Harbour
  15. Robbie Robertson: Somewhere Down the Crazy River
  16. Big Country: King of Emotion
  17. Status Quo: Running All Over the World
  18. Womack & Womack: Teardrops
  19. The Funky Worm: Hustle! (To the Music...)
  20. Bomb the Bass: Megablast / Don't Make Me Wait
  21. Jane Wiedlin: Rush Hour
  22. Salt 'n' Pepa: Push It / Tramp
  23. Transvision Vamp: I Want Your Love
  24. Guns 'N Roses: Sweet Child O' Mine
  25. Gloria Estefan  & Miami Sound Machine: Anything for You
  26. a-ha: Touchy!
  27. Glenn Medeiros: Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You
  28. Van Halen: When It's Love
  29. Mory Kante: Yeke Yeke
  30. The Mac Band: Roses Are Red
  31. Yello: The Race
  32. Everything but the Girl: I Don't Want to Talk About It
  33. Donny Osmond: Soldier of Love
  34. Europe: Superstitious
  35. Climie Fisher: I Won't Bleed for You
  36. UB40: Where Did I Go Wrong?
  37. Spagna: Every Girl and Boy
  38. Debbie Gibson: Foolish Beat
  39. Natalie Cole: Jump Start '88
  40. Aztec Camera: Working in a Goldmine
~~~~~

Looking back at these early days in England, I'm struck by all the memories that I still retain but how very little music there was to accompany them - and certainly nothing off the charts. Some excellent singles charted but went unnoticed by me for months or, in some cases, years. This week's highest new entry was a Double A-Side by Bomb the Bass, a project headed by DJ Tim Simenon. While Don't Make Me Wait, a superb if somewhat conventional house-based pop song with some furious scratching as its highlight, became familiar to me soon enough, its companion Megablast wasn't something I heard until I was in my thirties. And it's a pity it passed me by at the time since it's a masterpiece of samples and breakbeats done in a playful way that I'm convinced would have captivated my eleven-year-old self. 



Similarly, this week's chart topper was largely unknown to me at the time. The Only Way Is Up may well have be the best-remembered number one from our year in England - it has a kind of minor-zeitgeist quality to it: if it wasn't quite a things-will-never-be-the-same-again, it certainly summed up the period pretty well (for more information, please see Tom Ewing's splendid Popular entry) - but it made no impact on me whatever. Though I'm sure it would've been playing in the pub in Maldon or the local SavaCentre or at the Walton-on-the-Naze pier, I certainly wouldn't have been listening. 

The great songs that were passing me by at the time stood in contrast to the people I met during that first week in England who I was to have minimal to no further contact with over the remainder of our year. Day five was spent in the lovely town of Billericay where we enjoyed lunch with one of my dad's soon to be fellow math teachers. Sam, a chunky thirteen-or-so nephew of our hosts, took me under his wing, showed me around the town, gave me my first look at my future school and bought me a tube of Smarties. I probably figured I'd be meeting up with Sam on a regular basis; I never saw him again. The next day we ventured up to the northeast part of Essex to visit our distant cousins. Chris, a year my junior, went on a roller coaster with me the above mentioned Walton-on-the-Naze pier, bought me my first ever Milky Bar and introduced me to an Australian soap called Neighbours (he also spoke at length about Bros which meant precisely nothing to me at the time but ended up being my first exposure to the UK charts). As we drove back to Laindon I was doubtless convinced I had a new best friend: we hardly saw each other from that point on. So much for hitting it off.

But it may have been for the best that I was teased with some pretender chums. Right from the start we were all being faced with living in a foreign country, in a less-than welcoming dwelling (more on that later), in a not-exactly picturesque town and we all had to deal with it. While we did our sightseeing, it wasn't until the end of our first week that we bothered going into London. To make some friends - even ones that proved fleeting - was to lay down a sense of permanence that I'm sure I needed at the time. Real friends would be along soon.

~~~~~

young Paul's favourite: Rush Hour
older Paul's retro pick: Megablast / Don't Make Me Wait

Saturday 20 August 2016

20 August 1988: Living in a Suitcase

  1. Yazz & The Plastic Population: The Only Way Is Up
  2. Kylie Minogue: The Loco-Motion
  3. BVSMP: I Need You
  4. Kim Wilde: You Came
  5. Iron Maiden: The Evil That Men Do
  6. Breathe: Hands to Heaven
  7. Fairground Attraction: Find My Love
  8. Brother Beyond: The Harder I Try
  9. S'Express: Superfly Guy
  10. All About Eve: Martha's Harbour
  11. The Four Tops: Reach Out I'll Be There ['88 remix]
  12. Glenn Medeiros: Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You
  13. The Funky Worm: Hustle! (To the Music...)
  14. Transvision Vamp: I Want Your Love
  15. Tanita Tikaram: Good Tradition
  16. Salt 'n' Pepa: Push It / Tramp
  17. Julio Iglesias featuring Stevie Wonder: My Love
  18. The Mac Band: Roses Are Red
  19. Chris Rea: On the Beach ['88 remix]
  20. Everything but the Girl: I Don't Want to Talk About It
  21. Debbie Gibson: Foolish Beat
  22. Robbie Robertson: Somewhere Down the Crazy River
  23. Voice of the Beehive: I Say Nothing
  24. Big Country: King of Emotion
  25. Siouxsie & The Banshees: Peek-a-Boo
  26. Pat Benatar: All Fired Up
  27. Michael Jackson: Dirty Diana
  28. Van Halen: When It's Love
  29. Mica Paris featuring Courtney Pine: Like Dreamers Do
  30. Status Quo: Running All Over the World
  31. Aztec Camera: Working in a Goldmine
  32. Julia Fordham: Happily Ever After
  33. Def Leppard: Love Bites
  34. Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine: Anything for You
  35. Guns N' Roses: Sweet Child O' Mine
  36. Matt Bianco: Don't Blame It on That Girl / Wap-Bam Boogie
  37. Womack & Womack: Teardrops
  38. Jane Wiedlin: Rush Hour
  39. Mory Kante: Yeke Yeke
  40. Five Star: Rock My World
~~~~~

Always on My Mind; Electric Blue; Shattered Dreams; Hold on to the Nights; Together Forever; Heaven Is a Place on Earth; Wishing Well; Father Figure; Get Out of My Dreams Get into My Car; Far from Over; Always on My Mind; Electric Blue; Shattered Dreams...

Such was the state of the in-flight entertainment on our Wardair flight from Calgary to Gatwick: there was no movie, we didn't get window seats and all my new comic books bought especially for the eight-hour trip had already been read and re-read prior to takeoff. The modest selection of magazines was a complete non-starter; my sole option was a loop of ten or so songs. If I wasn't already overly familiar with Boulevard's Far from Over then this would seal the deal. It was an appropriate farewell to the smooth rock that had been dominating the Canadian charts.

(Not that I should be all idealistic about the British music scene that was awaiting me. If the UK Top 40 was able to boast far greater variety than the Canadian surveys of the time then they were similarly blighted by a greater variety of crap, as we will no doubt see)

Still swimming around my jet lagged brain, those tunes managed to be my only source of pleasure from the immigration line at Gatwick. I probably assumed that one plane load of passengers would be dealt with at once, making the wait as brief as possible. So it came as a shock to discover that a multitude of travellers from other planes were still patiently awaiting their turn. We joined them and quickly became as depressingly resigned to the wait as they were. Soon, others were too join us, hopes similarly dashed.

(Immigration wait times are often a hassle but never as bad as that first experience. Nowadays I'll take my spot in the queue, force a fake smile that betrays any sense of impatience and think back to my first such experience - or I think back to that one time flying from Bali to Korea in which I actually walked right through foreign immigration)

At some point I sat down floor and, propped up by our pile of suitcases, drifted off to sleep. The rest of this first day in England was spent wavering between sleep and being just awake enough to want nothing more than to go right back to sleep. I awoke as the car we were in halted on the M25 as we approached the Dartford Tunnel - and managed to remain awake for the remainder of our journey to Laindon, Basildon. Homes of varying sizes and states of disrepair flashed by and I began to wonder which place would be our's. Entering our new place, I took one look around, was shown the room I'd be sharing with my sister, flopped down on the first bed I saw and fell asleep. I woke up once more that evening, nibbled on a ham sandwich, glanced at the Carry On film on the TV and promptly went back to bed.

~~~~~

young Paul's favourite: Rush Hour
older Paul's retro pick: Rush Hour

Friday 19 August 2016

August 19, 1988: Finally See What It Means to Be Living

  1. Elton John: I Don’t Wanna Go on with You Like That
  2. Steve Winwood: Roll with It
  3. Eric Carmen: Lose Control
  4. Corey Hart: In Your Soul
  5. Tracy Chapman: Fast Car
  6. Cheap Trick: The Flame
  7. Robert Palmer: Simply Irresistible
  8. Terence Trent D’Arby: Sign Your Name
  9. Glass Tiger: Diamond Sun
  10. Richard Marx: Hold on to the Nights
  11. Rod Stewart: Lost in You
  12. Huey Lewis & The News: Small World
  13. INXS: New Sensation
  14. Breathe: Hands to Heaven
  15. Jane Wiedlin: Rush Hour
  16. Debbie Gibson: Foolish Beat
  17. Climie Fisher: Love Changes (Everything)
  18. Billy Ocean: The Colour of Love
  19. Crowded House: Better Be Home Soon
  20. Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine: 1-2-3
  21. The Contours: Do You Love Me?
  22. Barney Bentall & The Legendary Hearts: Something to Live For
  23. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
  24. Whitney Houston: Love Will Save the Day
  25. Chicago: Don’t Wanna Live Without Love
  26. Sade: Paradise
  27. Moody Blues: I Know You’re Out There
  28. The Jets: Make It Real
  29. George Michael: Monkey
  30. Rick Astley: Together Forever
  31. George Michael: One More Try
  32. Doug & The Slugs: Tomcat Prowl
  33. Aerosmith: Rag Doll
  34. Pebbles: Mercedes Boy
  35. Ziggy Marley & The Melody Makers: Tomorrow People
  36. Pat Benetar: All Fired Up
  37. Midnight Oil: Beds Are Burning
  38. Hall & Oates: Missed Opportunity
  39. Joe Cocker: A Woman Loves a Man
  40. Rick Astley: It Would Take a Strong, Strong Man
~~~~~

"AM106, how can I help you?"

"Uh...I'd like to vote for the Top 6 at 6."

"Sure. What song would you like to vote for?"

"Er...uh...I Don't Want to Be a Hero by, uh, Johnny Hates Jazz?"

"Sure! Thanks for calling!"

I put down the phone and it immediately dawned on me that I was probably talking to an on air DJ. His voice was far too animated to be simply a station flunky tasked with taking requests and his curt tone implied that he had far better things to do than taking requests. I panicked: was my voice on the air? Could I have been a lucky caller with potential Jody Watley tickets on the line but didn't know it? Did I make a total jackass of myself with potentially thousands - okay, hundreds - of Calgary's teens and preteens listening in?

It's definitely one for the "I Guess You Had to Be There" file, I know. Still, I like to think that it's interesting that I was requesting a song that didn't appear on Canada's RPM Singles Chart above - and not just because I was voting for a single that was almost a year old. An AM106 chart from August 21, 1988 shows how local tastes bear only a passable resemblance to the supposed national mood: a lot more DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince and a lot less Barney Bentall and Doug & The Slugs. Who needed a national survey when the local one was much more accurate and could change rapidly from the Top 6 at 6 at dinnertime to the Top 10 at 10 when I was supposed to be in bed? 

It's probably time now to discuss the awfulness of the August 19 Canadian Top 40. While Tracy Chapman's Fast Car completely blew my mind - I was convinced it was about apartheid, probably because she played at a Mandela concert but whatever it happens to be about it was and still is stunning - and Richard Marx was a youthful indiscretion I'm still not ashamed of, much of the rest of this listing is turgid, MOR sludge: not so much songs for people who hate music, more tunes to inspire musical apathy. Those tracks I don't recall fondly are often ones that just completely passed me by: sitting in the lofty heights of the top 4 sits a Corey Hart song I was completely unaware of - and one that even then must have seemed like he was a long way removed from the heyday of Sunglasses at Night and Boy in the Box.

It was the summer of 1988 and upheavals were in the air. June came to a close with a pair of signal events in my young life: we moved out of our house of the last seven and a half years and I had my last day of elementary school. That last day of Grade 5 was emotional but the move barely registered: perhaps it was knowing that we were moving into a vastly better house; or maybe its significance was drowned out by the tedious game of jumping from one temporary place to stay to another that was to make up the bulk of the summer; or maybe it was just the fact that I had swimming lessons at the precise time we moved out, saving me from a tearful farewell to the only house I could recall. We ended up staying at my grandparents' and with family friends the Sadler's while our new house was being moved out of. The new house was great but it was all so fleeting: we had to be out of there by August 19th. Yet another place was awaiting us.

There were other changes afoot too. One day early in the summer I was at a friend's for lunch. Playing, as we typically did, with his vast collection of G.I. Joe and Star Wars figures, I noticed a promo on the TV for a show called The Wonder Years. One clip showed the characters Kevin and Winnie having their first kiss. I had a pang of butterflies in my stomach and I suddenly knew that I wanted nothing more than to kiss a girl - and I daresay I wasn't the only North American boy whose discovery of the fair sex was due in part to Winnie Cooper. (Little was I to know that TWY would be off the air before I was to have such an experience, glad no one warned me!)

And then, finally, there was our imminent move to England. With so many upheavals that summer the upcoming year in England was almost an afterthought. (I was still taking swimming lessons just two days before our flight on August 19th) The big day came and I finally bothered packing - which seems to have anticipated my attitude to getting ready for all my future trips abroad. If I wasn't overly looking forward to spending a year in the UK then at least the flight would be fun. Or so I thought.

Everything was about to change: we'd be driving on the left, the chart would be radically different and my jogging pants of old were to become acid-wash jeans. Off we go.

~~~~~

young Paul's favourite: Fast Car
older Paul's retro pick: Fast Car
what was young Paul thinking?!?: Lose Control